I realise I’m a little late on the draw here, but Happy Chinese New Year.
I’d feel bad, except I know that I didn’t make a New Year post to welcome the year of the Tiger last year. My bad.
My Chinese astrology book (by Damian Sharp) tells me that the year of the rabbit is a calm time of rest and recovery. (I guess the year of the Tiger is all RAWR and exhausting. I could vouch for that….)
He goes on to explain that “people will be inclined to avoid any unpleasantness” and that “money can be made without strenuous effort.”
UNLESS YOU’RE A ROOSTER NATCH*
If you’re a Cock, this year of the Rabbit is all DON’T DO BAD MATHS YOU WILL LOSE MONIES and GET HELP SUCKER YO LEGS NO GOOD FOR STANDING and stuff. **
I don’t really know what the rest of the intertubes say about the year of the rabbit, because I was busy looking for pictures of bunnies and then I got bored.
ADORABUNNY!
*Not a quote from the book.
** To say I’m paraphrasing might be putting it a little too mildly.
Adorable bunny picture with Chinese character was found at bluebison.net.
2 comments:
OH SIeW Cewt!
You make me giggle a lot. You and your footnotes. Those are footnotes...right? The container labelled "english grammar" in my brainfridge has expired.
Yes, those are footnotes.
I'm glad I caused a giggle!
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